I'm Not Obsessed With You I Just Really Like Your Facebook/Twitter/Cell/Family/House/Clothes/School/Pictures/Thoughts/Feelings/Car.

Omg you guys, it is spring break season. Do you know what this means? Spring break hook ups! For real this is thee best time for NCMO's. But that isn't the point of this rant.

This is rant is about that one person that you are obsessed with.

(Please, do not deny the fact that this significant other came into your head the moment you read that.)

I came up with some things you can do to direct your thoughts away from this person. Knowing most people this won't work at all because everyone is crazy. Especially when it comes to "love".

Let me begin with some things that you need to discontinue doing because you are a psychopath.

DO NOT:

• You are most likely a stalker (seriously though.) So I want you to stop. Stop driving past his house and stop looking for his car in your school parking lot.
• Facebook stalking his family. I guarantee you are sitting there imagining yourself playing games with the fam. This is totes weird.
• Justifying reasons to text him. Like "Omg, you will never guess what I just saw." or "I had a dream about you!! :)" *HUGE sigh* He will look at his phone, look at the text and either A) Not text you back because you are annoying and needy or B) Send you a courtesy text that means absolutely nothing. There is nothing, NOTHING worse than being that girl. Annoying text girl. Annoy your crazy BFF instead.

DO:

• Make out with someone else.
• Exercise.
• Clean your room/car/closet.
• Do well is school.
• Start up a new hobby.