Things I Will Never Understand About Boys

Not to be like, an annyoing girl who is obssesed with everything boys do but I feel like this need to be directed.

WHY why why why do you always ask us things like "How long do I microwave this for?" "How much soap do I put in...?" The directions are on the box. Just read it, please.

When they take pictures of themselves and then put in up on Facebook. STOP. It makes you 100% homosexual and 120% undateable, forever.

When they ask "Do you hate me?" Yes, yes I do.

When they get mad because you have a life and crap to get done and you can't waste every second of your day with them.

When they wear jewlery. Unless that ring symbolizes your chastity or your deceased brother gave you that necklace, it's never okay. (Also, sports related jewlery is fine.)

ANYTHING that hints toward their feelings in a Facebook status or Tweet. Example. "Not all scars show. Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels." Okay, I'm never talking to you again.

When they want to be all over you in front of your/their friends. NO. Get your hands off me.

When you legitimately want to get the heck away from them but they hold you tighter.

Why do they think that dad sunglasses are ever okay?